heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

warrioru:

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

1. SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

• SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
  

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

lumos5000:

budapestcupboardlatch:

cliffrose-acetone:

Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin

HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!

Impeccable timing fandoms

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

tobuildaholmes:

the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

it’s just angst and tragedy

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s okay if you sometimes drop the F bomb because that’s what jesus does. he drops the FAITH bomb. let that be your prayer. F you

unbeliev-ers:

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

movin my hips like yeah 

this is what yahoo payed $1.1 billion for

krystinalisette:

hannibal tomorrow

yologna:

people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail